✖「 HERE THERE BE NERDAGE」✖

I apologize upfront for the endless fandom spam.

the-goddamazon:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

All the Hangover movies (and movies like it) to me are an accurate depiction of how white boys can do so much illegal and unethical shit and still walk away with a clean slate

And have happy endings.

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— 12 hours ago with 4869 notes
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

(via soixantesix)

— 12 hours ago with 11049 notes

gmathis67:

popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

If this is true I did not know this.

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— 1 day ago with 401234 notes

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

(via todoyurika)

— 1 day ago with 7065 notes

zerotide:

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

HEY, TUMBLR

(Source: turnaboutcomingout, via sassysharpshooter)

— 1 day ago with 39938 notes

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

(via kswhateverspace)

— 1 day ago with 32238 notes

jesuisperdu:

Dear White People

official trailer HD; in theaters oct. 17

(via ohnosocialinteraction)

— 1 day ago with 3461 notes

harpistin221bwinchesteralley:

ibelieveinsher0ck:

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

Woah

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(via queerly-it-is)

— 1 day ago with 186614 notes